so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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