fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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