That's intense
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
