i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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