people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
His nipple licking is glorious
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