That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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