He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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