I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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