I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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