absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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