I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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