he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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