Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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This baby is an asshole
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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