I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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