did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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