How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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