Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
