dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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