Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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