Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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