the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
did you just send me my own nude
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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