So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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