all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
