it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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