I can tuck mytits in my pants
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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