so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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