Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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