He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Boobs speak an international language.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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