So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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