Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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