You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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