school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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