I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
MIDGETS
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why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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