im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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