There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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