As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
you never un-have a 4some
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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