we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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