im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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