Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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