i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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