in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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