I love black thongs
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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