Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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