What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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