how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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