Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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