There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
third nipple confirmed
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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