how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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