I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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