Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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