Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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