Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
