its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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