We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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