How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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