jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
