As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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