Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize